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All characters mentioned in the posts are strictly fictional and any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental, and yes even in the photos.
I accept no responsibility whatsoever for any emotional trauma felt by the reader.
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.ABOUT.
From the author of
ivebeensammified.blogspot.com,
now back with a vengence
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HAHAHA who am i kiddin'
hello pricks. welcome back =)
.ABOUT ME.
Name: sAmmieee
Age: 17
Birthday: 04 Nov 1989
Location: Marine Parade, Singapore
.PARTY HERE!.
.PAST PARTIES.
.FATTIES!.
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
HEYS PEEPS....HEES...SO SORRY ABT NOT HAVING HAD MY BLOG UPDATED FOR LIKE WOW...SO FRICKIN LONG...ITS ALMOST BEEN LIKE 2 AND A HALF MONTHS...HAAH,....BEEN REALLY BUSY *excuses* AND CRUEL WITH LIFE. ITS GETTING SUCKIER BY THE SECOND...*SIGHS...HAHA*
ANW...AS IT IS THE MARCH HOLS FOR US RIGHT NOW...I'M BEGINNING TO BECOME A SLACKER...NOT CHERISHING LIFE AND THE WORLD TOO MUCH....NOT BOTHERING ABT THE UPS AND DWNS IN MY LIFE TOO MUCH RIGHT NOW...JUST KEEPIN IT ALL ASIDE...YA...
TODAY...I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO SCHOOL...8AM TO 5PM...JUST TO DO WHAT? U GUESS LAH...to paint the school halll....ITS LIKE... UH---XCUSE ME? U WANT ME TO PAINT THE SCHOOL HALL? ALL THIS FOR AWARDS NITE? ITS A GOOD THING THAT U PICKED ME COS U FELT THAT I CAN BE RELIED ON....BUT...YA...ARGH...NVM ABT THAT...DOWN WITH SINUSES AGAIN...USED THIS AS AN EXCUSE NOT TO ATTEND THE SCHOOL HALL PAINTING SESSION TODAY...BUT WHATS THE DARN PROB WITH MY NOSE? REACTING TO LIKE...UH...EVERY SINGLE SPECKLE OF DUST IN ITS WAY AND GETTING RUNNY AFTER THAT...URGH....SUCKS LA...
HAHA...APART FROM CRAP LIKE THAT...
LIFE WAS GREAT YESTERDAY...
GOT UP ONLY ABT 2 PM...DIDNT ENJOY THAT SLEEP THOUGH...GOT READY TO LEAVE THE HOUSE AND STUFF....LEFT HOUSE ABT 2.50 TO TAKE THE MRT TO OUTRAM PARK WHERE THE NDC WAS...YA, I GUESSED BY ONE LOOK AT MY DENTAL APPOINTMENT CARD THAT THERE WAS A DENTAL APPT ON THE 14 MARCH AT 4 PM..YSTRDY...ANW...WENT SLIGHTLY EARLIER...COS WANTED TO SHOP FOR CLOTHES AT THIS FASHION IN THE OUTRAM MRT STATION...
YA...THEY HAD AN OUTLET THERE...GOT THERE BY 3.30...SO...HAPPILY WALKED TO THE PLACE WHERE THE SHOP WAS LOCATED...AND ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT...THE SHOP CLOSED DOWN...I MEAN LIKE....A SHOP IN AN MRT STATION...OBVIOUSLY WLDNT HAVE GOOD BUSINESS...SO LIKE YA...BIG DEAL...IT WAS ON THE WAY ANYWAY...(1ST SLAM)
SO HEADED FOR THE DENTAL CLINIC ANYWAY...SLOTTED IN MY APPNT CARD...TOOK LAST YEARS SEVENTEEN MAG PROVIDED ON THE SHELF...FOUND A SEAT FOR MYSELF AND SAT AND WAIT FOR MY NAME TO BE CALLED...
2 MINS LATER...THE NURSE CALLED ANS SAID:'samantha yang'...SO I POPPED MYSELF AT THE COUNTER...'your appointment is next month ah...its on the 14th april ah...not 14 of march......
....I WAS LIKE "UH...OH OK...REALLY? SO SORRY...OK OK THKS..." THEN I WAS LIKE THINKING TO MYSELF AS I MADE MY WAY OUT OF THE CLINIC... keep cool...stay calm samantha...I CLDNT ....SO IT WAS LIKE... WHAM! DAMN IT! WHY DID I SAY SORRY FOR...GOSH DAMN IT! ARGH...HOW CLD I HAVE SEEN THE DATE BUT NOT THE MONTH ON THE CARD?! THICK BROWN SHIT...UHHH...THAT WAS THE 2ND SLAM I HAD DURING THE DAY...
SO...MADE MY WAY BACK TO THE MRT STATION...TOOK A TRAiN TO BUGIS...WAS SCHDULED TO WATCH THE SHOW HITCH WITH JUSTIN STEPH E.T. AND MARCUS...SO...GOT THERE LIKE SO FRICKIN EARLY...ABT 4.15? YA...SO ANW...E.T. WAS GONNA MEET ME SOON....SO MADE MY WAY TO KINOKUNIYA...DUGGED UP SOME INTERESTING BOOKS...WANTED TO BUY IT...HAD 40$ VOUCHERS...DIDNT ANYWAY...MET E.T SOO...I SPENT A TOTAL OF LIKE 1 HOUR 12 MINS IN THERE...FEET WERE ACHING FROM THE LONG DURATION OF STANDING...HAD TO GET OUT OF THERE...
WENT TO EDGE...LOVED THAT PLACE...SO TEENAGE LIKE..E.T. WAS FEELING BORED...IT WASNT HER SORT OF STUFF...SHE PREFERRED BOOKS...SO ANW...SHE STUCK WITH ME...I WENT TO THE SHOP OF WATCHES...AND DECIDED TO GET MYSELF A NEW WATCH..AND THAT WAS THE RIGHT PLACE TO DO SO...AFTER HALF AN HOUR OF SEARCHING THROUGH THE SHOP...TRYING TO FIND A NICE WATCH...STEPH CAME...SHE HELPED ME IN DECIDING WHICH OUT OF MY CHOICES I SHLD GET...GOT ONE I LIKED TOO...$15.90...YES...USED MY OWN CASH OF COURSE...THEY HAD TO GET THE STRAP ADJUSTED...IT TOOK THE PPL THERE SO FREAKIN LONG TO DO SO...INSTEAD OF HETTING THE WATCH FIXED...THEY WERE PLAINLY LIKE HAMMERING THE WATCH LIKE HELL.....I WAS LIKE...PIECE OF SHIT LAH...TOLD THEM I DIDNT WANT THE WATCH...SINCE THEY HAVENT COMPLETED FIXING IT...TIME WAS RUNNING OUT SO I HAD TO RUSH FOR DINNER B4 THE SHOW STARTED...
THE 3RD SLAM OF THE DAY CAME...THEY SAID...NO SRY AH...WE'RE FIXING IT ALREADY LE...SO U HAVE TO PAY FIRST...JUST FELT LIKE RUNNING OUT OF THAT DARN SHOP...THE WATCH WAS GOING TO SPOIL...AS IN STRAP WISE...THEY REFUSED TO MEET MY REQUESTS...TO SAVE THE DAY...I JUST PAID FOR IT TOOK IT ONCE THEY WERE DONE...AND GOT OUT OF THAT SHOP...TIL NOW..THE NEW WATCH'S STRAP SEEMS A LIL' DAMAGED...THEY PERFECTLY DONT KNOW HOW TO SHORTEN STRAPS AND STILL WANNA CLAIM THAT THEY'RE IN THE RIGHT...DARN JACKASSES LAH...PISS ME OFF...THIS WAS THE WORST IN THE DAY MAN...
ANW...WHEN ALL WERE PRESENT...WE PROCEEDED TO THE THEATRE TO WATCH HITCH...WAS FUNNY...I DONT MIND WATCHING IT AGAIN...JUST LIKE WHITE CHICKS..HAHAAX...SAT NEXT TO STEPH...WAS PERFECTLY LAUGHING THRU THE WHOLE SHOW SIA...THAT IS ...WITH STEPH ARND...SO DARN FUNNY MAN...I WAS LAUGHING SO LOUD EVEN THRU THE SERIOUS PARTS OF THE SHOW...HAHA...IN SOME WAY IT HAD BRIGHTENED MY MOOD.
ANW...LAME...ONCE WE ENTERED THE CINEMA...THE SHOW HAD ALREADY BEGAN...WERE TRYING TO FIND OUR SEATS...WHEN WE FOUND IT...I DIDNT REALISE THE SEATS WERE THOSE FLAPPY ONES...SO NEARLY FELL TO THE GROUND...WAS CARRYING A BAG...HOLDING DRINKS AND A HOTDOG...NO MORE AVAILABLE HANDS...SO SLAMMED STRAIGHT DOWN ON THE SEAT...WITH A LOUD THUMP...HAHA...THATS WHERE THE LAUGHTER CAME IN...B4 THAT...STEPH AND I...HAD ONE SIDE OF EACH OTHERS SLIPPERS...SO ITS LIKE I WAS WEARING MY OWN ON MY RIGHT FOOT AND HER LEFT SLIPPER WAS ON MY LEFT LEG...AND VICE VERSA...YA...LAME...
ANW...AFTER THE SHOW...WE ALL WENT TO THE ARCADE IN BUGIS ITSELF...YA...E.T. STEPH AND MYSELF GOT LAMER AND LAMER...WE 3 PLAYED THE "DRUMS" STUFF...SOMETHING LIKE THE PARA PARA THING WHERE U HAVE TO BEAT THE THING WHEN IT SAYS SO...3 PPL TO ONE GAME...HAHA...YA...WE WERE LIKE SO LAME...THEN THIS GUY CAME ALONG...AND PLAYED IT ONCE WE WERE DONE....HE WAS LIKE wow...SO FRICKIN GOOD LOR...HAHA...WE HAD NO MORE FACE LIAO...
HAHA...ANW...WE ALL SOON MADE OUR WAY HOME...HAHA...NOT BAD A DAY DESPITE THOSE 3 SLAMS MADE BY FATE AND UNLUCKINESS....HAHA...WAS ON THE COM WHEN I CAME HOME ABT 11.18PM...STAYED ON MSN TILL ABT 2.48AM....SO THAT EXPLAINS WHY I JUST GOT UP AT THIS TIME TODAY...HAHA...
ANW...MY FINGERS ARE TIRED ALREADY FROM ALL THE TYPING...GTG NOW...
*P.S: PRAY FOR ME THAT I WILL CREATE NEW AND MORE POSTS IN MY BLOG AGAIN...AND SOON...HAHAS*
